What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your review of UST Global?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Webb telescope took a direct image of two exoplanets. See it now. - Mashable

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!